Positive thinking fake.

So the famous (round here) ChiRio Amulet is reported to be fake or so the narrow minded E.G. Telegraph reports
No imagination! No understanding at all!
What the metal analysis actually shows is that time travel began in Shepton Mallet, obviously.

The guy who's grave it was found in must have flipped forward to the 19th century picked up the trinket and flipped back to Shepton where he lost the will to live (something unimaginable these days)
The government are covering up the true facts.
A conspiracy calculated to denigrate Shepton Mallet in the eyes of the general public, we all know that's pointless.

Obviously if we are to believe the story foisted on us by the so called experts it does raise the problem of loss of face for those things named after the artefact.
It pains me to think of the much loved Amulet centre in the middle of the town being associated with poor thinking and falsehood, and now the name problem as well.
I propose we rename "Amulet Road" to something more fitting "A Mullet Road" would work on so many levels.

This could be a great time for our town.
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Of course the guy in the grave is not Dr Who that would be stupid.